That Guy With The Mouth!

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So, of they went. Of course, wade actually had a pretty good idea of where he was going already. He had actually been there before. He just hasn’t ever broken in before. Once you got past the complex computerized locks with the finger print recognition and retina…

"Um… yeah, pretty much." That was the only answer Bucky got before was Wade grabbed his hand and took off running, dragging a sobbing hydra agent in tow.

"I swear to God, Wade, we-" He was interrupted as they ran face first into four suited Security guards when they turned the corner. Bucky made quick work of them, disabling them in mostly hand-to-hand combat. He stabbed one of them, but it would not be fatal unless the man waited a considerable amount of time to get medical help. He was starting to slip, a fine static blurring the edges of his panic and frustration. He was still himself, but it felt like it was getting colder in his mind.

Wade kept close, pressed against Bucky in hopes of keeping him himself. “Sorry, babe, but he’s not even really a bad guy and I couldn’t just leave him… And I knew you’d never say yes if I told you… I’m sorry… “

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So, of they went. Of course, wade actually had a pretty good idea of where he was going already. He had actually been there before. He just hasn’t ever broken in before. Once you got past the complex computerized locks with the finger print recognition and retina…

"Um… yeah, pretty much." That was the only answer Bucky got before was Wade grabbed his hand and took off running, dragging a sobbing hydra agent in tow.

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"um….."Of course, he ignored all the little…

So, of they went. Of course, wade actually had a pretty good idea of where he was going already. He had actually been there before. He just hasn’t ever broken in before. Once you got past the complex computerized locks with the finger print recognition and retina scanning, with a lot of lucky cutting of wires, the rest wasn’t really too hard. And finding their ‘target’ Amongst the cells wasn’t hard either, with all the bellyaching he was doing. But he perked right up at the sight of Wade. “Mr. Wilson, thank god!! My ex wife is gonna kill me if I can’t pay child support because I’m in jail!” “Cool your shit, Bob. We’re tryna be incognito.”

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"um….."Of course, he ignored all the little red flags ."Sure. okay. yeah okay,let’s go then. You can come."


He looked relieved. “Great. That means you have to put clothes back on, baby.” he teased with a wicked little smirk.

It took Bucky about 10 minutes to suit…

"Yep,yep." He wore his usual, pulling the mask down over his face. "So, um… We’ll need a car or something. Because… I have a scooter. But…. That could be crowded… But its good on gas."

Bucky frowned. “I keep forgetting we don’t have a car. We should get one, one of these days. For now… eh, we’ll just borrow one. That lady down the hall is out of town, she won’t miss her nasty little clunker for a few hours.” Bucky could be pretty morally ambiguous at times.

"It just never occurs to me to get one. Never think about it till its too late, you know." He looked down, fidgetting with his belt buckle."You don’t have to go…"

"Waaaade…" Bucky said, raising an eyebrow. "You fidget when you lie to me. What’s up? I can handle myself in the field, if that’s what you’re worried about."

"Well, no, its just…"deep breath. "The scooter it is,then."

Bucky let out a soft sigh. “If we need to give your friend a ride, we need wheels.” He led the way out of the apartment and deftly picked the apartment lock of the lady down the hall, snatching her keys off the table by the door. “We’ll even be nice and put some gas in it for her when we bring it back. We definitely need to talk about investing in our own wheels when we get back.”

Wade wasn’t gonna argue. He wanted to, but he knew he was already on thin ice here. If Bucky had any idea what they were actually doing, he’d be pissed.

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*breaks the law* *duct tapes it back together*