What the ever loving fuck?!

ravenouscorax:

I DID NOT REALIZE HE WAS WEARING???? HOLY SHIT I’M DONE I’M DONE

2dmirage:
True story.

2dmirage:

True story.

mcu-supersoldiers:

that-guy-with-the-mouth:

mcu-supersoldiers:

that-guy-with-the-mouth:

Wade hasn’t smiled that big in a few days, throwing his arms around his neck to Kerri him close for a minute to kiss him properly as a thank you.

Bucky chuckled and kissed Wade rather hotly when the man wrapped around his neck like that. When he did eventually pull away, breathing just a little heavier, he smirked. “I take it you’re pleased then?” he joked. Duh. Like he needed to ask.

Wade was just all smiles. “You’re something else, you know?”

"I know." he grinned. "I may or may not be trying to get you happy enough to have sex with me before we head to the airport…" He winked as he shoveled more cereal into his mouth.

Wade smiled. “You could’ve just asked. I would’ve said yes. In fact, I’m saying yes. Yes.” He scarfed down his breakfast faster than he ever had before, then practically tackled Bucky out of his chair

mcu-supersoldiers:

that-guy-with-the-mouth:

mcu-supersoldiers:

that-guy-with-the-mouth:

mcu-supersoldiers:

that-guy-with-the-mouth:

Wade looked up at him, eyes alight with curiosity like a kid on Christmas. “I don’t know. Do I want to know?” Of course he wanted to know.

"Well, we’re not coming straight from the Keys. We’re making a stop on the last day… At Disneyworld" he said with a pleased little grin.

At first, Wade just started at him, blank faced. Then his mouth slowly turned up into that big, dorky smile. “You’re shitting me! No way!”


"I shit you not. Why waste the opportunity? Surprise!" he said with a grin, leaning over to peck Wade on the lips.

Wade hasn’t smiled that big in a few days, throwing his arms around his neck to Kerri him close for a minute to kiss him properly as a thank you.

Bucky chuckled and kissed Wade rather hotly when the man wrapped around his neck like that. When he did eventually pull away, breathing just a little heavier, he smirked. “I take it you’re pleased then?” he joked. Duh. Like he needed to ask.

Wade was just all smiles. “You’re something else, you know?”

As a random thought…

morenavbby:

So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.

The Black Widow is Russian.

Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.

Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”

biruskis:

If the Winter Soldier was responsible for the Kennedy assassination and Magneto tried to STOP the Kennedy assassination then that must mean somehow Magneto lost a fight to a guy wITH AN ENTirE ARm MADE OF METAL

mcu-supersoldiers:

that-guy-with-the-mouth:

mcu-supersoldiers:

that-guy-with-the-mouth:

Wade looked up at him, eyes alight with curiosity like a kid on Christmas. “I don’t know. Do I want to know?” Of course he wanted to know.

"Well, we’re not coming straight from the Keys. We’re making a stop on the last day… At Disneyworld" he said with a pleased little grin.

At first, Wade just started at him, blank faced. Then his mouth slowly turned up into that big, dorky smile. “You’re shitting me! No way!”


"I shit you not. Why waste the opportunity? Surprise!" he said with a grin, leaning over to peck Wade on the lips.

Wade hasn’t smiled that big in a few days, throwing his arms around his neck to Kerri him close for a minute to kiss him properly as a thank you.

mcu-supersoldiers:

that-guy-with-the-mouth:

mcu-supersoldiers:

that-guy-with-the-mouth:

mcu-supersoldiers:

that-guy-with-the-mouth:

that-guy-with-the-mouth:

mcu-supersoldiers:

I did, once upon a time. Better safe than sorry, right?” he said. “One of us has to be.” he purred, funning his lips over the other man’s forehead lightly.

Wade smiled and drifted off to sleep in his arms. Things suck, but they would get…

Wade slept in just long enough for the sausage to cook before joining Bucky in the kitchen, wrapping his arms around him from behind and kissing the back of his neck. “Morning, beautiful.”

Bucky let out a happy little surprised noise at the kiss on his neck. “Morning to you too, babe.” he hummed. He plated the sausage and poured himself a bowl of Lucky Charms with milk. There was no rush. If they were out of here by eleven, it should be fine.

Wade had to stop himself from almost grabbing a can of cat food and opening it, though. Didn’t need that now. He didn’t let it bother him to bad, instead grabbing the cookie crisp and pouring himself a bowl. No shortage of kids cereals around Wade.

Bucky ate his cereal and sausages at a leisurely pace, thinking carefully for a few minutes. “You know… I kind of planned a little something extra for us at the end of the trip. I was going to keep it a surprise until the last second, but…” given the circumstances, he thought Wade could use a little extra pick-me-up. “Do you want me to tell you what it is?” 

Wade looked up at him, eyes alight with curiosity like a kid on Christmas. “I don’t know. Do I want to know?” Of course he wanted to know.

"Well, we’re not coming straight from the Keys. We’re making a stop on the last day… At Disneyworld" he said with a pleased little grin.

At first, Wade just started at him, blank faced. Then his mouth slowly turned up into that big, dorky smile. “You’re shitting me! No way!”